Samosa lelo, kachori lelo..

Okay I am not a street vendor who offers samosa and kachori, I am a simple guy who can’t afford either of these luxurious items.

That’s right, “luxurious”! The daily consumable items that are known to be cheap throughout the North-India are a luxurious in the state of Bihar.

Few hours ago this new tax has been imposed on the populous of Bihar by the CM, Nitish Kumar.

Okay so half of the Indian population is not poor anymore, this is the remedy we have been waiting for! Pay 13% tax on Samosa and Kachori and..

*poof*

Welcome to the richer side of India. Clap for yourself, you deserve it. It doesn’t matter who are you and why are you and how much you earn, Samosa Kachori have accentuated to the place of luxurious food!

“Dekh, Gupta ji ke bete ko dekh! Wo 4 plate Samose khata hai roz! Tu kab tak Namak wale parathe kha ke guzara karega!?”

And now the Indian song “Jab tak rahega Samose me aalu” somehow makes sense!

PS: Samosa affordability will now be treated equivalent to affording a “Pilot Pen” for signatures.

Advertisements