Every song that Bollywood cooks up like a cocktail party is seriously not the only thing we love. Like seriously? Wtf dude? We need something more! We like to party! We don’t breath smoke and substitute vodka for water.
Where are the songs that can motivate us to do well with our life? Don’t you know the cost of alcohol? Where are we gonna pay for that?
Every celebrity is an excellent marketer, you know what you want and how to get it but we don’t want to learn your capacity of drinking (4 bottle vodka, kaam mera roj ka)
You have a serious drinking problem and 4 bottle!? My god! Let me know when you need another kidney.
And while we are on that subject, we also don’t like to classify females with the words “Item” “Patakha” “Maal” “Bomb”. Kids might think it’s cool! And it’s swag to call everyone they know like that but seriously.. we don’t!
It’s another thing to use a word in excitement. Even we call our girlfriends “Bomb” “Sexy” but we don’t call them “Oye item”. How many girls you know will tell you that their they felt butterfly in their stomach when their current guy grabbed her from waist, pulled her close and asked “Ae item chalti kya?”
Its not about what we see or what we feel. It’s your basic assumption that our raging hormones are making us drink more and party more. Dude!!! I work harder than a donkey to earn 7k at the end of the month!
We are not maharaja’s and we haven’t got the million dollars lottery ticket, yet! So, at the end please stop stereotyping every youth in the same manner. We like to party but we are not drunken dogs lying in gutter and pretending it’s our sweet home.
PS: if majority of pigs are oiniking then you don’t have to oink as well to fit in.
Thanks for reading.